Dođe naš ratnik iz rata u Grčkoj
I donese grčku tepsiju i po tijelu
Rane.
Žene mu rekoše da mu tepsija
Iz Grčke ne valja, jer je plitka.
Mi mu rekosmo da mu ni rane
Iz Grčke ne valjaju, jer su plitke.
Rekosmo mu:
Mi bi smo ti kod kuće zadali dublje
Rane.
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With this add-in you can permanently remove hidden and collaboration data, such as change tracking and comments, from Word 2003/XP, Excel 2003/XP, and PowerPoint 2003/XP files.
When you distribute an Office document electronically, the document might contain information that you do not want to share publicly, such as information you?ve designated as ?hidden? or information that allows you to collaborate on writing and editing the document with others.
The Remove Hidden Data add-in is a tool that you can use to remove personal or hidden data that might not be immediately apparent when you view the document in your Microsoft Office application.
You can run the Remove Hidden Data add-in on individual files from within your Office XP or Office 2003 application. Or, you can run Remove Hidden Data on multiple files at once from the command line. In either case, to run the tool you must have the application installed in which the document was created.
This download works with the following Office applications:
- Microsoft Office Excel 2003
- Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2003
- Microsoft Office Word 2003
- Microsoft Excel 2002
- Microsoft PowerPoint 2002
- Microsoft Word 2002
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Dve zene su prozivele u miru pedeset godina i nikada se nisu posvadjale. Jedna kaze:
- Pa cuj, ja i ti se nikada nismo posvadjale.Hajde da se makar jednom posvadjamo.
- Hajde, a kako?
- Evo, pracemo ves, ja cu nasuti vode i reci cu ti: "iznesi", a ti nemoj da nosis. I mi cemo se posvadjati.
- Dobro.
- I tu je pocelo pranje veca.Prva je nasula vodu i kaze drugoj:
- Hajde, brzo, iznesi..!
- A druga ... uhvati kantu i napolje.Tako da se nisu uspele posvadjati.
U jednom casopisu su pisali o dugovecnom starcu.Docu kod njega i pitaju ga:
- Kakav ste zivot vodili?
- Uvek spokojan.Nikada se nisam nervirao, nisam se ni sa kim svadjao, niti raspravljao...
A oni svi kao jedan:
- Ma ne moze biti da se nikada niste raspravljali!
- Pa moze, tako je bilo...
A oni ce:
- Verujemo Vam. Vi cak ni s nama niste poceli da se raspravljate.
I tako...
